Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off the soda’s bottle cap and putting it back on? A: The bottle cap said, “Sorry, try again.”

Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan? A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging.

A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, “How long are your flights from America to England?” The woman on the other end of the phone says, “Just a minute.” The blonde says, “Thanks!” and hangs up the phone.

Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes? A: The translator.

Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Hoooooney, I want to go to Miaaami!”

Q: How do you get a twinkle in a blonde’s eye? A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Q: How do you recognize a blonde’s tricycle? A: It’s the one with the kickstand.

A boss tells a blonde applicant, “I’ll give you $8 an hour, starting today, and in three months, I’ll raise it to $10 an hour. So when would you like to start?” She replies, “In three months.”

Q: Why do blondes need “TGIF” written on their shoes? A: To remind them that Toes Go In First.

Q: What did the blonde fill in for “Salary Expected” on a job application? A: Yes.