Q: Why does a blond prefer BMW over Chevrolet? A: She can spell BMW.
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Blonde’s Bridge
Q: Why did the blonde build a bridge across the river? A: So she could have shade when she swam across.
Přečíst celý »Blonde’s Brain Transplant
Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant? A: Blow in her ear.
Přečíst celý »Blonde’s Best 10 Years
Q: What are the best 10 years of a blonde’s life?A: Third grade.
Přečíst celý »Blonde’s Arrow
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? She missed.
Přečíst celý »Blonde’s Appendicitis
A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, “You have acute appendicitis.” The blonde says, “That’s sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help.”
Přečíst celý »Blonde with Money
A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blonde asked the brunette what she was going to buy. The brunette replied, “I think I’ll buy a new set of plates because mine are chipped. What are you going to buy?” The blonde said, “I think I’m gonna …
Přečíst celý »Blonde Weighs a Baby
A blonde calls a pharmacy to ask if she needs an infant scale to weigh a baby. The clerk explains that many mothers figure out an infant’s weight by weighing themselves while holding the baby on an adult scale and then subtracting their own weight. “Oh, that won’t work,” replies …
Přečíst celý »Blonde Waitress Warmer
A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later, carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it. The man asks, “Where’s the burger?” The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit. “I was …
Přečíst celý »Blonde vs. Ratings System
Q: What happened when the blonde saw the “NC-17: Under 17 Not Admitted” sign at the movie theater? A: She called 16 friends to come meet her.
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