Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? She missed the Earth.
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Blonde Rolls Back the Odometer
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but she couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. She answered, “235,000 miles.” Her friend told her that was the problem. So the blonde went to the …
Přečíst celý »Blonde Road Crossing
Q: Why did the blonde cross the road? A: I don’t know, and neither does she.
Přečíst celý »Blonde Rides Shotgun
Two girls speed down the highway at 90 mph. “Hey,” asks the brunette at the wheel. “Do you see any cops following us?” The blonde turns around. “As a matter of fact, I do.” “Damn!” says the brunette. “Are his flashers on?” The blonde turns around again. “Yup. Nope. Yup. …
Přečíst celý »Blonde Restroom Attendant
Q: Why did the blonde quit her restroom attendant job?A: She couldn’t figure out how to refill the hand dryer.
Přečíst celý »Blonde Radio
A blonde bought an a.m. radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night.
Přečíst celý »Blonde Puzzle
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?A: Because on the box it said “From 2-4 years.”
Přečíst celý »Blonde Pregnancy
Q: What does a blonde say when she finds out she’s pregnant? A: “Are you sure it’s mine?”
Přečíst celý »Blonde Paints a Porch
A blonde canvassed a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd jobs. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had anything for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” She replied, “How about $50?” The man …
Přečíst celý »Blonde on the Computer
Q: How can you tell a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out all over the screen.
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