Q: What’s a blonde’s definition of socialism? A: Partying!
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Blonde on Fire
A blonde’s house was on fire, so she called 911 and started screaming, “Help me, please! My house is burning! Hurry!” The operator said, “OK, calm down, and we’ll be there soon. How do we get to your house?” The blonde replied, “Duh, in that big red truck!”
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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.
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Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A: To see what was on the other side.
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Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen? A: To draw blood.
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A dentist tells a blonde that she needs braces. The blonde says, “Why? I can walk just fine.” When the dentist explains that braces are for her teeth, she replies, “But my teeth don’t walk.”
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Q: What is a blonde’s definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
Přečíst celý »Blonde Meets Cheerios
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a box of Cheerios? A: “Wow! Doughnut seeds!”
Přečíst celý »Blonde Makeup
Q: Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? A: She was trying to make up her mind.
Přečíst celý »Blonde Luck
A blonde was at a gumball machine. She kept putting quarters in and getting gumballs out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. She said, “Shut up! I’m winning.”
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