A blonde finds a lamp with a genie inside. He says, “I will grant you three wishes.” The blonde says, “For my first wish, I want my love handles to disappear.” The genie replies, “Your wish is my command.” The blonde exclaims, “Holy s**t! What did you do with my …
Přečíst celý »Měsíční archivy: July 2016
Blonde Lottery
Q: What’s the top prize in the blonde lottery? A: $20 a year for a million years.
Přečíst celý »Blonde Loses Sweet Job
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory? A: She threw away all the W&W’s.
Přečíst celý »Blonde Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One hundred — one to hold the lightbulb, the other 99 to rotate the house.
Přečíst celý »Blonde License
Q: Why was the blonde mad when she got her drivers license back? A: She had an “F” under “Sex.”
Přečíst celý »Blonde Laugh
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday? A: Tell her a joke on Monday.
Přečíst celý »Blonde Jokes…Or Are They?
Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: None — they’re all true.
Přečíst celý »Blonde Jokes
Q: Why are blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can understand them.
Přečíst celý »Blonde Job Application
Q: On an application form, what does a blonde put down for “sex”? A: “Lots.”
Přečíst celý »Blonde Invention
Q: What invention did a blonde come up with that didn’t pass the patent board? A: Ejection seats in helicopters.
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