Q: Why did the blonde get pulled over by the police? A: Her headlights weren’t working, so she was flashing people.
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Blonde Half-Wit
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted.
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Q: Why did the blonde run out of shampoo so fast? A: She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!
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Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Přečíst celý »Blonde Gets a Job
Q: How did a blonde get a job at a prestigious country club? A: She told them she was good at handling members.
Přečíst celý »Blonde Email
Q: How do you know when a blonde’s been sending email? A: There are envelopes in the disk drive.
Přečíst celý »Blonde Driving
A blonde was swerving all over the road so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop asked, “Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?” The blonde said, “I’m sorry, sir, but wherever I go, there’s always a tree in front of me, and I can’t seem to get …
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Q: Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch? A: Her blinker was on.
Přečíst celý »Blonde Cruise
A blonde sees a flier on a bulletin board that reads, “Cruise — Only $5.” She goes to the address on the flier and hands the receptionist $5. The receptionist nods to a burly man reading a newspaper. He walks over to the blonde and knocks her unconscious. The blonde …
Přečíst celý »Blonde Crossing
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: She crawled across the street when the sign said, ”DON’T WALK.”
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