Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her a blonde joke.

A blonde says to her doctor, “Each time I try to sip my coffee, my eye hurts.” The doctor says, “Maybe you should take the stirrer out of the cup.”

Q: What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw? A: Dead.

A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand. “Sit down and tell me how it happened,” says the doctor. “I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and …

Q: Why did the blonde bring a gun to the wedding? A: She was told she was supposed to hold up the bride’s train.

Q: How do blondes’ brain cells die? A: Alone.

Q: How do you make a blonde’s brain the size of a pea? A: Inflate it.

Q: How does a blonde kill a bird? A: She throws it off a cliff.

Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike? A: It was going too fast for her to get on.

Q: Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel? A: She was trying to blow her horn.