Q: How do you know a blonde is having a bad day? A: Her tampon is behind her ear, and she can’t find her pencil.

Q: How did the blonde die raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree.

Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown? A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: It gives them something to do on Saturday night.

‘”Have you heard my knock-knock joke?” asked the blonde. “No,” said the brunette. “Okay,” said the blonde. “You start.”

Two blondes were on their way to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road. The sign read: “Disneyland Left.” So they went home.

Q: Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?A: She couldn’t find the 10 key.

A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut. She stomped her foot and went back inside. The man thought ”how weird.” A few minutes passed and …

A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, “What’s wrong?” She says, “My mom died.” He told her to go home, but she said, “No, I’ll be fine.” Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, “What’s wrong?” She replies, “I just talked to my …

A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail when they decided to break out. The girls broke out and the brunette said, “Let’s hide in that barn, they’ll never find us.” So they climed up the ladder and then the blonde threw it down. The next morning, the …