Yo’ Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, the World Wildlife Foundation gave her a grant for her liposuction.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went whale-sighting, the other tourists took her picture.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, the elephants at the zoo throw her peanuts.

Yo’ Mama is like a saint — a St. Bernard.

Yo’ Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks for peanuts.

Yo’ Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.

Yo’ mama so old, she took her driver’s test on a T-Rex!

Yo mama’s so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.

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