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Which Way?

Q: There is a house. The front is facing south and the back is facing north. The right side is facing west and the left side is facing east. If a rooster lays an egg on top of the house which way will it roll? A: No direction: roosters don’t …

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When a Fly Drops Five Inches

A fly flies back and forth over a river repeatedly, dropping five inches each time. A fish sees it and decides it will jump and catch it when it drops.A bear sees the fish and decides it will get the fish when it jumps.A hunter with a cheese sandwich in …

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What’s my name bitch?

A grey goose walks into a bar and says” I’d like a scotch on the rocks.” The bartender looks at the goose funny, but goes to get him his drink anyway. The bartender continues to look at the goose so the goose asks, ” Hey, what’s your deal? Why do …

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