What drug was the duck on? Qwack!
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What do you get when you cross a Scottish…
What do you get when you cross a Scottish sheep with a Peruvian Mountain Goat? The Dolly Llama.
Přečíst celý »What do you call an elephant…
Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: Stuck
Přečíst celý »What do you call a monket…
What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? Scewed
Přečíst celý »What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Přečíst celý »What Came First…
Q: Why does a chicken lay eggs? A: Because if she dropped them, they’d break.
Přečíst celý »What Are Ya, Chicken?
Why’d the chicken cross the road? To show the blonde how!
Přečíst celý »What animal should you never play cards with?
What animal should you never play cards with? A cheetah!
Přečíst celý »Whale Pleasures
There were 2 whales swimming around who were very bored when they saw a fishing boat one whale says to the other, ”I’ve got an idea for a laugh, why don’t we swim under the boat, blow water from our blowholes and capsize the boat, for a laugh”. They proceed …
Přečíst celý »Whale Hijinx
Two whales are swimming along one day, bored. One whale spots a ship and suggests to the other, “Hey, why don”t we swim under that boat, and spurt out water so it tips over?” “Well,” says the other whale, “I”ll give it a blow job, but I refuse to swallow …
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