Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix a roof. While they are on the roof, a herd of cattle run by and knock down the ladder and leave a big pile of poop behind. The two brunettes decide to make the blonde check how deep the poop is …
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Two Blondes and a Lake
Two blondes stand on opposite sides of a lake.One blonde yells, “How do I get to the other side?”The other blonde yells back, “You’re already on the other side!”
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Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a picnic. Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is, the picnic site is 10 miles away, so the turtles take 10 whole days to get there. By the time they do arrive, everyone’s …
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A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. “I’d like to get the turtle soup, please.” The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. “Hold the turtle, make it pea!”
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What do you call a turtle with an erection? A slow poke!
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Why did the turtle Cross the road? To get to the ”Shell” station!
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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming…
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Q: Why did the musicians let the turkey join the band? A: He had his own drumsticks.
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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: Because he wasn’t a chicken.
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Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove that he wasn’t chicken.
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