How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?
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Mixed Breed
Q: What do you get if you breed a pitbull terrier with Lassie?A: A dog that will chew your arm off and then run for help.
Přečíst celý »Milk Doesn’t Do a Blonde Good
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who died while drinking milk?A: The cow fell on her.
Přečíst celý »Migrating Birds
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: It’s too far to walk.
Přečíst celý »Mice and Light Bulbs
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two, if they’re small enough.
Přečíst celý »Megan Mooney: Animal Abuser Niece
I have a niece that’s an animal abuser. You ever see kids who love animals, but they beat the tar out of them? Right, she’s like, ‘I love the dog!’ And then she’ll tackle it and bite its ear.
Přečíst celý »Mathematical Cows
Q: How do cows do mathematics?A: They use a cow-culator.
Přečíst celý »Math Dog
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? The wrong answer.
Přečíst celý »Marsupial Moms
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate it when it rains?A: Because the kids have to play inside.
Přečíst celý »Mark Roberts: Dad’s Toupee
My dad just got a toupee, also — not a very nice one, though, made out of cat hair. Every time you touch his head, his butt goes up in the air.
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