A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and …
Přečíst celý »Měsíční archivy: July 2016
Let’s Play Monkey In The Tree
Why’d the monkey fall out of the tree? ‘Cause he was dead!
Přečíst celý »Lego my Legolas
Q: What Does Legolas feed his horse? A: Elf-elf-a
Přečíst celý »Legless Poodle
What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.
Přečíst celý »Legless Cow
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground beef.
Přečíst celý »Leek Limerick
There was a man from Leek Who instead of a nose had a beak. It grew quite absurd, till he looked like a bird He migrates at the end of next week.
Přečíst celý »Lawyers vs. Buffalo
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?A: The lawyer charges more.
Přečíst celý »Lawyers and Water Fowl
Q: What can a goose do that a duck can’t do and a lawyer should do?A: Stick his bill up his ass.
Přečíst celý »Lawyer vs. Vulture
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? A: Wings.
Přečíst celý »Lawyer and Pig Crossing
Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?A: Won’t happen — there are some things even a pig won’t do.
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