Q: What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly? A: A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito.
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Fly Away
Q: What do you call a fly in a blonde’s brain? A: A space invader.
Přečíst celý »Flock of Seagulls
Q: Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? A: Because then they’d be bagels.
Přečíst celý »Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: “Shall we walk or take a dog?”
Přečíst celý »Fish TV
Q: What is a fish’s favorite game show? A: “Name That Tuna.”
Přečíst celý »Fish Brains
Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? A: “Dam.”
Přečíst celý »First Day of School
Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? A: Bison
Přečíst celý »Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull
Q: What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick.
Přečíst celý »Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?” ”Well, I’ll tell …
Přečíst celý »Evil Tuna
Did you hear about the evil tuna? He was rotten to the albacore.
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