Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers? A: They have two left feet.

Q: Why did the dog cross the road? A: He saw some dog food.

Q: What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement? A: Sparky.

Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can. Q: So why do they stick their noses in women’s crotches? A: Same reason.

Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant? A: A very nervous postman.

Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods? A: “I’ll never do that for two bucks again.”

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: It was the chicken’s day off.

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? A: Jurrassic Pork.

Q: What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs? A: Anything you want — he can’t hear you.

A reverend awoke one morning to find a dead donkey in his front yard. He had no idea how it got there, but he knew he had to get rid of it. He called the sanitation department, the health department and several other agencies, but no one seemed able to …