Dolphins are intelligent? If they’re so intelligent, get out of the nets.
Přečíst celý »Měsíční archivy: July 2016
Dave Waite: Costume Party
I got to go to a costume party next week. I’m going to dress up as a bear so I can eat beaver.
Přečíst celý »Dangerous & Swings
Q: What’s dangerous and swings from trees? A: A monkey with a chainsaw.
Přečíst celý »Dan Devido: Fraternity Fish
I was gonna join this fraternity, but they make you do crazy stunts, so I had to swallow five live goldfish to join — and I tried. I swallowed two, and I felt so guilty that I swallowed a pound of pebbles and a little filter and a little man …
Přečíst celý »D.C. Curry: Understanding White Folks
You want to understand white folk? Just act white sometimes. I get up in the morning and kiss my dog on the mouth.
Přečíst celý »Cutest Baby Chicks Ever
Q: Why do baby chicks say, “Cheep, cheep, cheep”? A: They can’t say, “Expensive, expensive, expensive.”
Přečíst celý »Cross the Road… Monkey
Q: Why did the monkey cross the road?A: So he could get spanked.
Přečíst celý »Cross the Road… Little Cow
Q: Why did the calf cross the road?A: To get to the udder side.
Přečíst celý »Cross the Road… Forgetful Chicken
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?A: To get to the other side — er, no — to go shopping — no, not that either — damn it.
Přečíst celý »Cross the Road… Fat Turkey
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road?A: To get hit by my car.
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