Q: What do you call a cow who’s had an abortion? A: De-calf-i-nated.
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Clumsy Insects
Q: What is the clumsiest insect? A: The bumbling bee.
Přečíst celý »Clinton Jackson: Talk to the Cat
I never talk to our cat, and our cat certainly never talks to me. So I don’t know why my wife is compelled to put the cat on the phone when I call home, but I love my wife, so I will talk to the cat.
Přečíst celý »Childless Smokey the Bear
Q: Why didn’t Smokey the Bear have cubs? A: Every time his wife got hot, he stomped her out.
Přečíst celý »Chicken on the Field
Q: Why did the chicken run onto the football field? A: Because the umpire called a foul.
Přečíst celý »Chicken in the Road
Q: Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? A: It wanted to lay it on the line.
Přečíst celý »Chicken in the Dirt
Q: What do you call a chicken who crosses the road, rolls in dirt and comes back? A: A dirty double-crosser.
Přečíst celý »Chicken Don’t Wear Underwear
Q: Why don’t chickens wear underwear? A: Because their peckers are on their faces!
Přečíst celý »Chicken Chat
Q: Why did the chicken say, “Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?” A: He was studying foreign languages.
Přečíst celý »Charles Van Deventer: My Dog, Bill Clinton
I have a dog, you know? And I couldn’t even figure out what to name him, so I named him Bill Clinton. That way I could just blame him for stuff, you know? ‘Who knocked over the garbage?’ ‘Bill Clinton.’ ‘Who chewed up my work?’ ‘Oh, Bill Clinton.’ ‘Who soiled …
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