A newlywed couple on their honeymoon gets to the hotel room. When they start to have sex, the wife says that she has something to confess. The husband says, “I will love you no matter what it is, tell me.” So the wife tells him that she is actually extremely …

A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The captain is showing the new recruit around the ship, when the recruit asks the captain what the sailors do to satisfy their urges when they’re at sea for …

This guy buys a new motorcycle. The salesperson tells him that when it rains to go outside and rub Vaseline on it because it makes it look nice and shiny. Later that night, he goes to eat at his girlfriend’s house, and the rule at thier house is if you …

A cowboy rides in the desert and comes upon a Native American lying naked with a hard-on. He asks, “What are you doing?”The naked man replies, “I’m finding out the time — it is 12:15.”The cowboy looks at his watch and thinks, “Wow, it really is 12:15.”The cowboy continues and …

This guy walks into a bar and goes up to a man sitting at the bar. He says, ”I just fucked your mother and I did it in your bed and I fucked her doggie style and I even made her give me a blowjob. What do you think about …

While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen.“I’m sorry, Mr. Schwartz,” says the mortician, “But I can’t send you to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity.”The mortician …

Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse? He got a twat in the face.

Did you hear about the man that was born with both sexes? He had a dick and a brain!

A man moved into a new apartment, and he decided to go and check his mail. The next thing he knows, a beautiful woman is standing in front of him and she has a robe on and she opens it and the man notices she has nothing on underneath. He …

A woman goes into a adult toy shop to buy a dildo. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, “I want that one!” He replies, “It’s not for sale.” The woman says, “Please I want that one,” again he says it’s not for sale. The woman says, …