An old lady approaches a police station and observes three women in hand cuffs waiting to go in.The old lady asks one of the women, “Why are you in line?”The woman looks at the other prostitutes, winks and says, “We’re waiting in line for a free lollipop.”So the old lady …

There were two little crabs who met in Florida every year. One year when they arrived, one little crab was shivering terribly. The other crab asked why and he said, “I got a ride here on a man’s moustache. He drove so fast, I was freezing.” “Well,” the other crab …

There was this one lady that bought a jar of pickles every week .So she puts the pickle in the hole on her floor and starts humping it then the mailman rings the doorbell and she gets up, kicks the pickle and gets the mail. The next day she does …

A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her new look. She goes to the newsstand and asks the man, ”Sir, how old do you think I am”? The man replies ”You’re 30, right?” She says ”No, I’m 47, but nice …

Mother Superior called a young novice into her office one evening. ”Now dear, I want you to give the Father his nightly bath. You are to do as he tells you and be sure to report to me in the morning,” she said. The novice agreed to do as she …

Why did the Jolly Green Giant get kicked out of the garden? Statuatory rape of a gourd.

A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband’s best friend.They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings. Since it’s the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation:“Hello? Oh, hi… I’m …

Q: What is the height of noise?A: Two skeletons f**king on a tin roof.

Why did the gynecologist go to the eye doctor? Because things were looking a little fuzzy.

Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that reads: “Cow For Sale — $5,000.”