A man is participating in a golf tournament. He was left to golf with just his caddy. On his tee-off, the golfer’s ball lands in a patch of buttercups. The caddy tells the golfer he can take the ball onto the course, and he won’t take a one stroke penalty. …

The was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning. George replied that he would love to meet them, but he may be 10 minutes late. On …

A pilot was forced to make a crash landing in a farmer’s field. The farmer took the pilot back to the farmhouse, where the pilot noticed the farmer had a golden fiddle hanging above the fireplace. The two men were standing there talking when the farmer’s wife came down the …

How do you find Ronald McDonald on a nude beach? You look for thesesamei seed bun.

Q: Why was the condom flying through the air? A: It got pissed off.

What do George Bush’s wife and the American flag have in common? They both go down in the name of the president.

A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some condoms. She asks, ”What size please?” ”Good question,” he replies, ” I’m not sure,” ”Tell ya what. Right outside, there’s a fence with three holes in it, stick your d**k in the holes and tell me which one …

There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered their late teens the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls …

Q: What’s the difference between an epileptic farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea?A: The farmer shucks between fits.

Q: Why do men find it hard to make eye contact with women?A: Breasts don’t have eyes.