A businessman returns from the far east. After a few days he notices stange growth on his penis. He sees several doctors. They all say: “You’ve been screwing around in the Far East, very common there, no cure. We’ll have to cut it off.” The man panics, but figures if …

A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows …

A man walks into a whorehouse looking for a little action and he goes up to the house owner and asks,“Hey, can I get a piece from one of your fine ladies you’ve got here?” “Sorry sir,” the owner responds, “but, we’re all full.” “Aw, please I really need some …

Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at clothing stores on President’s Day?A: All pants half off.

A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman sit in a pub and discuss the best pubs around.The Englishman says, “There’s a pub in the West Midlands where the landlord buys you a drink for every one that you buy.”The Scot is not impressed and says, “That’s nothing! In the …

One day Stan comes home from a hard day at work. He sees his wife bending down to clean the floor under the sofa. So Stan goes over to his wife and starts fucking her from behind. After he finishes, he gives her a hard smack to the head. His …

A group of men go up into the mountains to go bear hunting. The first morning out, Bill goes out on his own. He comes to a clearing on a hill overlooking a field and sees a bear slowly strolling across the field. He gets the bear in his sites …

A man wants to join the Big Dick Club, and heads down to the club to apply. The receptionist looks at him skeptically and asks him how large his dick is. “18 inches,” he replies, proudly. To his surprise, the receptionist begins laughing uncontrollably, and the man leaves in shame. …

Once upon a time there was a 98-year old woman whose billionaire husband died. The woman had inherited all of her deceased husband’s fortune and decided she would see if she could remarry herself a fine young man. So, she walked into a bar and announced to all the men …

A mid 20’s bachelor walks into a grocery store to pick up the necessities (a case of beer, toilet paper, a tv guide and some frozen dinners). He goes to the checkout and the young lady cashier looks at him and says, ”Wow, you must be single”. The man smiles …