Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car that said: “TWO PROSTITUTES — $50.00.”A policeman stopped them and told them they’d either have to remove the sign or go to jail.Just then, another car passed with a sign saying, “JESUS SAVES.”One of the girls …

A teacher was telling her students about human anatomy in a sex education class. She took her pointer and pointed to the picture of a male and a female. “The female has two breasts and one vagina. The male has one penis.” A little boy in the front row jumped …

At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of sex education and asked her students if they’d ever seen anything that was related to sex education on TV. Mary raised her hand and said she had seen a movie about women having babies. “Great,” said the …

SEX CONTRACT I, _______________________, hereby surrender all possibilities of friendship, commitment, marriage, guilt-trips and near-pregnancies in exchange for one (1) night of USDA approved fondling and fornication. I will not return to the scene of said activities, nor call, write or otherwise contact/harass or vex said co-signer of contract for …

John: I didn’t sleep with my wife before we were married. Did you?Bob: I’m not sure. What was your wife’s maiden name?

A concerned girl asked the priest, “Father, is it a sin to have sex before receiving communion? He replied, “Only if you block the aisle.”

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.

What’s the difference between a person trying to lose weight and a virgin? One is trying to diet and the other is dying to try it.

Q. How is sex like bridge? A.If you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand!

Sex is like air. It’s not important unless you’re not getting any!