The seven dwarves were on a bus, they started to feel Sleepy so he got off.

Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.

Some strangers sit at the bar. One guy says, “My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG.”Another guy asks, “What’s that?”The first guy says, “I am a Single, New Age Guy.”Another guy says, “My name is Gary, and I am a DINK.”A lady asks, “What’s that?”He says, “Double Income, …

How do you find a blind man on a nude beach? It ain’t hard…

An older single woman was shopping at the grocery store feeling lonely and horny. In the check out stand she noticed a young bagger and thought she might approach him. When he asked if he could take her groceries to her car she excitedly said, “Yes.”As they headed to the …

Mr. Johnson’s wife of 50 years suggested they take a cruise: “We could go somewhere for a week, and make wild love like we did when we were young.” He thought it over and agreed.He went to the pharmacy and bought a bottle of seasick pills and a tube of …

A woman got married, but her husband was abusive.She got remarried and that husband ran out on her.She got married again and that husband failed in bed.Finally, she put an ad in the paper: “Looking for a man who won’t abuse me, won’t leave me, and won’t fail me in …

Mail order brides — yes, where economic imperialism meets low self-esteem. That’s great. Just the thought that someone might mate with you because it can’t be as bad as monsoon season is kind of appealing.

Normally, I don’t go for the piercings and tattoos, but then she said to me that she got them because she’s addicted to the pain. Yeah, which — I was kind of intimidated, but kind of turned on at the same time. ‘Cause y’all don’t know, but I’ve been out …

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?’ They both swallow semen