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Satisfaction
There was an older man who’d married a younger woman. All was going well… except in the bedroom. He couldn’t last long enough to satisfy her. She said it didn’t matter but he knew it was getting her down. So he went to the doctor and asked for help. The …
Přečíst celý »Santa’s Miranda Rights
Q: Why did Santa get arrested? A: He got caught laying Barbie under the Christmas tree!
Přečíst celý »Santa’s lap
Do you know what would be sick? If you sat in Santa’s lap and you felt him get a boner. Do you know what would be even worse? If he stood up and you were still sitting in his lap.
Přečíst celý »Santa’s Erection
It was Christmas Eve, and a lady hadn’t had sex in a long time, so she decided to wait for Santa. When he came down the chimney, she took off her shirt and said, “Ooh Santa, please stay.” And he said, “Ho ho ho, guess I better go, gotta get …
Přečíst celý »Sandpaper Sally
This desperate guy named Jim goes to the whorehouse with 5$. He buys a the cheapest prostitute named Sandpaper Sally. As they start to have sex, Jim screams, “Ouch! Now I know why they call you Sandpaper Sally!” Sally scoots out of the room. Five minutes later she came back …
Přečíst celý »San Francisco Girls
Q: Why don’t the girls in San Francisco wear miniskirts? A: Because their nuts would hang out!
Přečíst celý »San Fran Blondes
Why don’t blondes wear miniskirts in San Francisco? Because their balls hang out!
Přečíst celý »Salesman: A New One, Really
A travelling salesman’s car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. He gets out and tries to find something close by — and comes upon a farm. Not believing his luck, he knocks on the door, and a farmer answers. “Sir,” says the salesman. “Could you help me? My car’s …
Přečíst celý »SAG Meeting
Q. What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A. “If we don’t get some support here people are going to think were nuts.”
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