Q: Why are pubic hairs curly?A: So you don’t poke your eye out.

Q. How do rednecks have safe sex? A. They mark the sheep that kick!

How did Bill Clinton practice safe sex? He didn’t light the cigar.

Q: What’s a man’s definition of safe sex?A: When his wife’s out of town.

Q: How did the blonde prepare for safe sex?A: She installed a padded headboard.

Q: Why was the rooster so unhappy? A: He only got laid once, and it was by his mother.

So, it’s National Coming Out Day. I’m walking through Dallas/Fort Worth airport. I got my National Coming Out Day t-shirt on ’cause I’m proud — got a sweatshirt on over that ’cause I’m smart.

They should give this guy a test, you know, just to see how well the cure is going. Make him sit somewhere in a room with a guy in a lab coat: ‘OK, would you say that salmon, mocha and champagne are foods or colors?’

One day Mom was cleaning Junior’s room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his Father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a …

This lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a man named Ian McKegney. About half an hour after they take off, Ian sneezed. He calmly opened his fly, took out his penis and wiped it with a handkerchief. The lady was shocked but a little too shy …