See, what you women don’t understand about men is we need to see things. We need to see facial expressions. We need to see arms moving, sweat dripping. Plus, in the dark that sh*t is scary.

Q: What’s the similarity between a Rubik’s Cube and a penis?A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Q: What’s about six inches long and produces a white, frothy substance when rubbed back and forth and in and out?A: A toothbrush.

I’m a voluptuous woman — a big, beautiful woman — I don’t date no fat men. If you fat, please stay out of my face. What two fat people gonna do? Have a World Wrestling Federation match?

There is this third grade class with this kid named Rotten Reggie in it. One day, the teacher decides that she will ask the class one question every Friday and the student who gets it right can stay home from school on Monday. The whole class thinks this is a …

Men are simple. We just want to eat, have sex — wouldn’t mind eating again.

There was a young woman who lived with her grandmother. One night, the granddaughter came bouncing down the stairs dressed to go out to a party wearing a see-through blouse without a bra. Her grandmother told her to go back upstairs and “dress decent”. ”No, I want to show off …

A virgin boy turns 18, and asks his dad for money to go to the whore house. His dad gives him 20 bucks and says, “Son, get it done. But one thing before you go, whatever you do, don’t venture into Room 88.” The kid agrees. He gets to the …

You’re just trying to make sure you don’t get any hot water on your ‘hooty-hoo’ ’cause you can’t blow on that — you can’t — ’cause if you could, none of us would be at work the next morning.

What is a Rodeofuck? You start by screwing your wife doggie-style, then you put your hands on her shoulders then whisper in her ear that her sister is a better lay than her. Then try to hold on for 8 seconds.