Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I roll by again?

Pardon me, I think I may have dropped something. Oh, it was my jaw! Please reconnect it with these bolts.

You make me want to become a better automaton.

At the sound of the beep, I can pleasure you continuously for another 10.4 hours.

You are so beautiful you give the sun reason to shine. Of course, the sun shines by burning hydrogen into helium in its core.

You must be a magnet, because you are attracting me. Perhaps it is because I am made entirely of metal.

What is your sign? Mine is “Property of NASA.”

Am I dead, Angel? Because this must be Heaven. Of course, I am a machine and therefore do not experience death.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put “U” and “I” together. And it would stand for “user interface.”

One day two kids were wandering around near a stream. One of the boys wandered off near a bush and the other wandered farther down stream. The boy who was wandering down stream started to get lonely, so he went to find his other friend. When he got to the …