Three boys were sitting on some steps watching cars go by. They see a Cadillac Escalade drive by and the first boy says, “I wish i could have that Cadillac. The second boy says, “I wish I could have that Lincoln Navigator behind it. The third boy says, “i wish …
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Rich Francese: Great in Bed
Are there any single women here? I’m going to let you know right now — I am great in bed. I can sleep 12-14 hours at a clip.
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The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day, he was walking down Main Street and he happened to notice a female member of his congregation sitting in the town bar, drinking beer. The reverend thought this was sinful and not …
Přečíst celý »Retiring Mailman
After 35 years, mailman George decides to retire. On his last day, he makes his usual rounds.When he arrives at the first house, the whole family comes out, congratulates him, and sends him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.At the second house, they present him with a box …
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An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old time’s sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up to the room. He’s going at it as best as he can for a guy his age and asks, “How am …
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A man decided to spend the night with a prostitute. When it was over she told him to pay $500. He said he’d send it to her in an envelope marked ”Rent for Apartment.” The next day, however, he regretted that he spent the night with her and sent only …
Přečíst celý »Reno Collier: Drugs Are a Lie
Drugs are a lie. I don’t know if you ever heard of GHB? They call it the date rape drug. I drank that crap all the time; I never get laid. It don’t work.
Přečíst celý »Rene Hicks: Amish Irony
Now that’s an extreme religion: Amish. Oh my God, it’s against their religion — it’s a sin for them — to ride in a car. Then I heard an Amish guy got hit and killed by a car. Isn’t that ironic? That would be like a Jewish person being electrocuted …
Přečíst celý »Related Deaths
Two guys show up in Heaven at the same time. The first guy says he froze to death, and the second guy tells him that he died of a heart attack.“How did that happen?” asks the first guy.“Well, I came home and thought I heard my wife with another man. …
Přečíst celý »Reindeers’ Night Out
Q: What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve? A: They go to town and blow a couple of bucks.
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