I couldn’t believe he came out of the closet at the reunion. ‘Cause that’s not coming out of the closet anymore, that’s coming out of the apartment.

Why did the redneck school stop teaching sex ed? They needed the car for driver’s ed.

A redneck couple gets married and are on their honeymoon. The woman changes into a sexy outfit and lies on the bed. She looks sheepishly up at her new hubby and whispers, “Please be gentle with me. I’m a virgin.” The man gets up screaming, grabs his trousers and runs …

How do you know when you have a true redneck girl? When she can chew tabacco and give you a blow job at the same time, and knows which one to spit and which one to swallow.

Two rednecks were sitting on their porch one afternoon and looked down at their dog who was licking his dick. One of the the guys looked at the other and said, ”I wish that I could do that.” The other one then said, ‘Don’t be stupid, man – that dog …

Care to worm my hog?

Gentlemen, start your engines!

Can I come over and see your Velvet Elvis?

Mind if my hunting dog watches?

I’d like to check out your outhouse!