I didn’t like being single, man, because I didn’t get laid that much, you know. I remember one time, I got this gal back to my place, and I was like, ‘So you want to have some sex?’ She was like, ‘Well, I don’t normally do this but — I’m …

Q: What do you call a one-man quickie? A: A yankee.

A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City. It’s a balmy spring day, and he’s wearing a kilt. A young woman comes up to him and boldly asks him if anything is worn beneath the kilt. “No, lassie,” he replies. “Everything is in fine working order.”

Q: Have you heard about the blonde psychology major working her way through college as a prostitute?A: For $50, she’ll screw with your mind.

A college psychology class was studing human reaction to sexual stimulus and of special interest was the frequency of amorous relations. ”How many students here,” said the professor, ”engage more than once a week?” Five people raised their hands. ”And how many engage once a week?” Ten hands went up. …

Q: What do you call a prostitute’s children?A: Brothel sprouts.

Hurry up, I only have the limo for 10 more minutes.

The prom king would like to meet you. He’s in my pants.

That prom dress is coming off like… a prom dress.

I didn’t mean to get my cummerbund on you.