Q: Why don’t politicians use bookmarks?A: Because they prefer to bend pages.

Q: What do you get when you cross Pikachu with porn? A: Pikascrew.

Are you prepared to get wet, because these pipes are about to burst.

I’ll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.

I need you to check my ballcock.

I’d sure like to caulk that tub.

Two children were in a doctor’s waiting room. The little girl was softly sobbing. “Why are you crying?” asked the little boy. “I’m here for a blood test, and they’re going to cut my finger,” said the girl. When he heard this, the little boy started to cry. “Why are …

That’s right, bill of a duck, tail of a beaver, and hung like a horse.

Q: What’s meaner than a pit bull with herpes?

How’d ya like to be the maidenhead on my vessel? Yar!