Pulled my groin the other day — for about 20 minutes.

Guys, I’ll tell you what — if you do the exercise, it will increase your orgasm. I do 4,200 a day. You can laugh if you’d like, but I can knock the lamp off the night table.

Your prescription for one large, um, suppository is ready for pickup.

If my medicine tastes too unpleasant, you have the option of adding some flavors to make swallowing easier.

You shouldn’t be operating heavy machinery while on your meds–except for the machine in my pants.

Q: Why does Peter Pan fly? A: If someone hit your peter with a pan, you’d fly, too!

Q: What does a perverted parrot say?A: Polly want a rim job.

Q: Why did the pervert cross the road? A: His d**k was stuck in the chicken.

Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom. He asked his father what that was hanging between his legs. His father replied that it was the perfect penis. The next day at school, Johnny pulled his pants down in front of his classmates. ”What’s that?” asked …

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? His pants fit like a glove.