How about we go back to my place for bamboo and hot panda love? What’s the matter, you don’t like bamboo?

Come on, we’re endangered. We HAVE to do it!

You eat bamboo, right?

Come on, I don’t have to tell you how cute you are–you know you’re a panda!

Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda bone. And I got your stash right here.

Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of Viagra. The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal!

A group of students had a biology lab. As a part of this lab they were supposed to scrape some bacteria off their teeth with a toothpick and then examine it under the microscope. But this one girl had some problems identifying her bacteria and asked the professor what they …

Dan staggers into the shower. He notices that his d**k is bright orange. He feels normal, but he’s concerned and goes to the doctor.After a thorough examination, the doctor says, “You seem to be fine and all of the tests are normal. Did you do anything out of the ordinary …

Q: What’s the difference between “oooh” and “ahhhh?”A: About four inches.

One day Adam and Eve notice God standing before them, holding a bag. “Hi, God. What’s in the bag?” asked Eve. “These are a couple of things that were left over from creation that I thought you two would be interested in.” God rummages around in the bag a moment. …