Q: What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs who is having her period? A: Flo.

Shortly after having her ninth baby, an Irish Catholic woman runs into her parish priest.He congratulates her on the new offspring and says, “Nine children is certainly a full house.”“Well,” she replies, “I don’t know how I get pregnant so often. It must be something in the air.”“Yes,” says the …

Q: What’s a 68? A: You do me and I owe you!

Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.”Second Bull: “I’ve been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I’m keeping all my cows.”Third Bull: “I’ve …

A little Native American boy asks his chief how babies in their tribe get their names. The chief replies, “When a baby is born, the father takes him outside of the teepee, holds him over his head, and names him after the first thing he sees – like ‘Running-Wolf’ or …

Show me a man that thinks baseball is the national pastime and I’ll show you a man who never played doctor when he was a kid!

Herman and his brother, Trevor live on a farm in Texas. One day Trevor rides on his bike into town and he sees a building on fire, so he goes back home and tells his brother, “Herman, Herman there is a fire and people are getting burned!” His brother says …

Two boys argue over whose parents are better.The first boy says, “My dad’s better than your dad.”The other boy says, “Well, my mom is better than your mom.”The first boy pauses, “I guess you’re right. My dad says the same thing.”

Did you hear about the X-rated murder mystery? In the end, everybody did it!

A typical macho man married typical good-looking woman and, after the wedding, laid down the following rules: ”I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want — and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect dinner to be on the table unless …