I’m searching for the Holy Grail. Can I check your pantaloons?

Want to grab something to eat? I know this serf who makes the most amazing gruel.

You’re plague-free, I’m plague-free–we must be destined to meet.

I’m looking for a cave to rest my dragon in.

Why yes, that is a bodkin in my codpiece. I went a-hunting today. But I am happy to see you.

How would you like to sire a bastard? You can tell your friends about it well into your hag years.

How do you know that an auto mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers is clean

I have a snap-on gasket scraper, if you’re into that sort of thing.

Aw, is your engine overheating?

I’ll try to keep the air emissions to a minimum.