A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, “Please let me go. I’ll grant you any wish you desire.” The man said, “Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground.” So the crocodile bit his legs off.
Přečíst celý »Měsíční archivy: July 2016
Male Masturbation
What does a guy say when he’s going to masturbate? “I’m gonna to go hit the sack!”
Přečíst celý »Male Lie Detector
How can you tell if a man is lying? His lips are moving.
Přečíst celý »Male Disorientation
Q: Why does it take one million sperm to fertilize one egg? A: They don’t stop to ask for directions
Přečíst celý »Major Crackage
Q: Why was Oprah stopped at the airport? A: She was arrested for carrying 300 pounds of crack in her pants.
Přečíst celý »Ma, Pa, And The Rump Pump
Ma and Pa are sitting out on the front porch one day. “You know what? Junior’s 21. It’s time we taught him about sex. Junior, get out here!”. Junior runs out. ‘Junior, I think it’s time to teach you about sex.” “Sex,” says Junior. “What’s sex?” “Well,” Pa says. “Take …
Přečíst celý »Lucky MotherDucker
Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons. This farmer had just inherited some of money from his brother’s recent death. He couldn’t decide which son he could send to college, since he could only afford to send one. This farmer also had two ducks. These ducks were …
Přečíst celý »LSD Cocktail
Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth control? A: A trip without the kids!
Přečíst celý »Love at First Sight
A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous woman eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of its socket towards …
Přečíst celý »Love and Herpes?
Q: What’s the difference between love and herpes?
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