What do LifeSavers do that men can’t? Come in 5 flavors!
Přečíst celý »Měsíční archivy: July 2016
Librarian Booty Call… Books
I like my women like I like my books–stacked.
Přečíst celý »Lesson Learned
On Monday morning, the teacher walked to the blackboard and noticed someone had written the word “penis” in tiny letters. She turned around, but couldn’t find the guilty face. She quickly erased it and began her class.Tuesday, she was again greeted with “penis” on the blackboard, written in larger letters. …
Přečíst celý »Lesbians’ Flooring
Q. Why aren’t there any nails in a lesbian’s floor?A. They’re all laid with tongue and groove.
Přečíst celý »Lesbian License
Q: What does a woman need to become a lesbian? A: A liquor license.
Přečíst celý »Lesbian Hardwood
Q: Where do lesbians find hard wood during sex?A: On the floor, beneath the carpet.
Přečíst celý »Lesbian Dinosaur
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A: Lickalotopuss.
Přečíst celý »Leper and Prostitute
Q: What did the leper say the the prostitute? A: Keep the tip.
Přečíst celý »Legal Jargon!
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
Přečíst celý »Leg Chat
Q: What did the left leg say to the right leg?
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