I’m going to back you into the low post for an easy finger roll. High five!

Congratulations, you’ve ranked high enough in the polls to play in my Love Bowl. High five!

Hey babe, can I take it to the hole? High five!

Hey babe, are you interested in a little offensive holding? High five!

Hey babe, are you a good ball handler? High five!

Is your goalmouth open? High five!

Hey babe, I’d really like to foul you. High five!

Hey babe, let’s play football! You can have first down. High five!

Hey babe, if you play man-to-man, I’ll play zone. High five!

Hey babe, are you interested in a little bump and run? High five!