Hey babe, can I get into your penalty box? High five!
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Jock Booty Call… Blast
When I see you, there’s a Ruthian blast in my pants. High five!
Přečíst celý »Jock Booty Call… Bin
Hey babe, I’d like to check out your sin bin. High five!
Přečíst celý »Jock Booty Call… Bat
Hey babe, I got a Louisville slugger… in my pants! High five!
Přečíst celý »Jock Booty Call… Advantage
Hey babe, I promise I’ll give you the home field advantage. High five!
Přečíst celý »Jingle Blondes
What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner? “Ho. Ho. Ho.”
Přečíst celý »Jimmy Carr: Sexual Peak
Women reach their sexual peak after 35 years. Men reach theirs after about four minutes.
Přečíst celý »Jimmy Carr: No Sex Before a Fight
Boxers don’t have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don’t fancy each other.
Přečíst celý »Jimmy Carr: Fellating on a Plane
Presumably at some point in the flight, she turned to him and said, ‘My ears are popping. Have you got any hard candy?’ And he said, ‘No, no, I haven’t, but I’ve got an idea.’
Přečíst celý »Jimmy Carr: Arriving Early
Actually, a couple of weeks ago, I failed to perform sexually. I’m not going to go into detail, but suffice it to say, I ‘arrived early.’ And my girlfriend said, ‘Don’t worry, that’ happens to a lot of guys.’ I said, ‘There’s two things the matter with that. Firstly, who …
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