What is six inches long with a head on it, that women like to blow? MONEY.

Q: What’s the difference between a woman and a computer? A: Woman doesn’t accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling …

Q: What do you say to a man with five penises? A: “Your jeans fit like a glove.”

Q: What two men’s hobbies require the most hand-eye coordination?A: Video games and porn.

In the mood for a blow out?

I love bangs — and I don’t just mean the haircut.

Two drunk guys try to pick up some girls. Two girls go home with drunk guys home, slip blow-up dolls into their beds and leave. The next morning, one guy tells the other, “I think my girl was a witch! When I bit her on the tit, she hissed and …

Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.

What is green and jumps from bed to bed? A prostitoad.