There’s no refusin’ my infusion.

Sure, I love to cook, but that doesn’t mean I’m against eating out.

I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.

We can get as crudite as you want, baby.

I need your help making a cream sauce.

I’ll have you saying, “My compliments to the chef” in no time!

I can bring you to a full boil!

Q: What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?A: One’s a Goodyear; the other’s a great year.

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Q: How do you know who gives good blow jobs? A: Word of mouth.