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Přečíst celý »Měsíční archivy: July 2016
Geek Booty Call… Beam
Beam me up, Slutty!
Přečíst celý »Geek Booty Call… Asthma
Can I call you Little Asthma? ‘Cause you take my breath away.
Přečíst celý »Geek Booty Call… Anime
You’re hotter than an anime chick.
Přečíst celý »Geek Booty Call… Allergies
I’m allergic to three things: cheese, pollen and not being with you.
Přečíst celý »Gary Owen: Man, It’s Hot
Man, it’s hot. I’m sweating like R. Kelly at a Girl Scout meeting.
Přečíst celý »Garden of Eden Limerick
In the Garden of Eden stood Adam With his hand in the crack of his madam. It filled him with mirth ‘Cause on this whole earth, There were only two balls and he had ’em.
Přečíst celý »Garden of Eden
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion. God said, “This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. …
Přečíst celý »Garden Hose
Q: What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon through a 40-foot garden hose? A: Darling.
Přečíst celý »Frankenstein’s Sex Life
Why can’t Frankenstein’s monster have sex? Because his nuts are on his neck.
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