Q: What do you get when you cross a fortune teller with a prostitute? A: A whoroscope.

Three drifters are roaming the countryside for some time. They come upon a small farmhouse with crops planted around it. They are very hungry, thirsty, and tired so the first guy suggests they steal some food. The second says they should ask for food, so he then goes up and …

Q: Why did the condom fly across the room? A: It was pissed off.

Would you like some warm nuts?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I push my beverage cart by you again?

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, but I don’t know how they got in there.

How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy? Stick a nipple on it.

A cop drives up Lovers’ Lane and sees a car parked. He walks up to the car and sees a girl in the back seat knitting and a boy in the front seat reading a book. The cop asks the boy how old he is and what he’s doing. The …

Did you hear the one about the good-looking teenage girl who went on a fishing trip with six old men? She came home with a red snapper.

Q. What’s the similarity between penises and fish? A. You throw back the small ones, you keep the medium ones, and you mount the large ones.