Q: What did one of the prositute’s knee say to the other? A: Nothing. They have never met.

Q: Why was the dirty old man fired from the poultry shop? A: He couldn’t keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.

A couple celebrates their 30th anniversary by visiting fence against which they first made love. The husband says, “Come on, for old times’ sake.” The wife agrees and they both undress. Afterwards, the husband says, “You’re even better than you were 30 years ago.” His wife replies, “That fence wasn’t …

Q: What do you call a guy with a blue penis? A: A tight-fisted wanker.

Have you seen the hottest new Catholic porn film? It’s 10 minutes of sex and 50 minutes of guilt.

Q: What’s the difference between a fat person and a virgin? A: A fat person is trying to diet, and a virgin is dying to try it.

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, “Some things you just can’t explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was fill the cow kicked it down with his left …

Q: What’s the best time to fake an orgasm? A: When a Rottweiler is humping your leg.

Two couples go on vacation together. After a week, they are thoroughly bored. The men decide that maybe life will take on new meaning if they change partners. They all agree that it’s an experiment worth trying. The morning after the switch, one of the husbands says, ”I’m glad we …

A guy goes to the eye doctor. In the middle of the exam, the doctor tells him, “You need to stop masturbating.” The guy replies, “Why Doc? Am I going blind?” The doctor says, “No, but you’re upsetting my nurse and me.”