Those other dinosaurs may be bipedal and quadrupedal, but I’m tripedal, if you know what I mean.

Curious to see why they call me a “please-you-a-saur?”

Just because you’re a plant eater doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try Tyrannosaurus Sex.

Hatchling, you put the “ass” in Jurassic.

An old woman walked into a dentist’s office, took off all her clothes and spread her legs. The dentist said, ”I think you have the wrong room.” ”You put in my husband’s teeth last week,” she replied. “Now you have to remove them.”

A young boy caught sight of his mother changing one day and asked her what she had between her legs. “That’s something you’re never going to talk about again. And you shouldn’t touch it because it has teeth,” she replied. Many years went by, and the boy never touched any …

I was walking past a newsstand today and I saw the National Enquirer, and the headline said, ‘Rosie O’Donnell Breaks the Final Barrier and Tells her Kids She’s a Lesbian.’ And that headline fascinated me because I never knew Rosie O’Donnell’s kids were blind and deaf.

Q: What is the definition of indefinitely? A: When your balls are slapping off the cheeks of her ass, you’re in definitely.

Q: What is the definition of disgusting? A: Buying condoms from a secondhand shop.

Q: What is the definition of a chauvinist pig? A: A guy who hates every bone in a woman’s body except his own.