I just broke up with this girl, and she was really into sex games. Like, there was this one she used to like to play all the time — it was called ‘Sleep With My Friend Rob.’
Přečíst celý »Měsíční archivy: July 2016
Tom Clark: Communicate With One Another
Here’s a big thing if you’re dating or in a relationship: for God’s sake, communicate with one another. It’s so essential to any good relationship. Let me tell you what happened in my relationship. Six months into the relationship, I find out she only speaks Spanish.
Přečíst celý »Todd Lynn: Rude Guys in New York
Guys are so rude in New York. You could go out with your girlfriend to the club. You, holding her hand — another dude will walk up and hold her other hand.
Přečíst celý »Todd Lynn: Male Clarity After Sex
We’re so creepy. We don’t even know you until we sleep with you. Until we have sex, we have no idea who you are. Once we get sex, we get clarity. We start seeing stuff we didn’t see in the beginning. Like, ‘I never knew you had one leg — …
Přečíst celý »Todd Lynn: Advice on Showering With Men
Women, here’s a little advice on getting in the shower with men: ‘No! No! No!’ You know why we hate it? Because we don’t ever get wet ’cause we end up in the back of the shower. While y’all up under the hot water, we in the back putting dry …
Přečíst celý »TK Carter: On Magic Johnson
I’d like to thank my wife, Cookie, for being by my side without crumbling.’
Přečíst celý »Tim Young: Trick Questions
I’m just avoiding my girlfriend. We just passed a year together, and she’s testing my commitment with these questions that she learned in Cosmopolitan. And they’re trick questions, you can’t answer them — ‘If I was horribly disfigured in an accident, would you still love me?’ Just say, ‘Yes, of …
Přečíst celý »Tim Young: Breaking Up With the Phone Company
The AT&T guy turned into a whiny bitch on the phone. I didn’t know what to do. I started acting like it was a break-up. ‘I’d like to discontinue my service.’ ‘What do you mean?’ ‘I don’t want service anymore.’ ‘Three years means nothing to you?’ ‘It’s not you. It’s …
Přečíst celý »Tim Young: Bad Reception
AT&T ruined my last relationship because I’d get bad reception. My girlfriend would yell at me for it. ‘Hello? I can’t hear you! What? What? Why don’t you call me back when you can get a better signal.’ I was so scared of her, I’d apologize. ‘I’m sorry, honey. I …
Přečíst celý »Three Rings
Q: What are the three rings of marriage?A: The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering.
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