That’s not seltzer in my pants, and I am happy to see you. Honk honk!

Can my dancing poodles watch? Honk honk!

Wanna throw your pie in my face? Honk honk!

If you squeeze my horn, I’ll make a noise. Honk honk!

You know what they say about big feet! Honk honk!

Would you and 50 of your hot friends like to join me in my tiny car? Honk honk!

A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

What’s your sign? I hope it’s “Yield.”

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Do you have any raisins? How about a date?