You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.

There are 265 bones in the human body. Would you like to add another?

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

I didn’t know angels could fly so low.

Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.

Is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?

Gee, that shirt is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d be coming, too.

A city girl was driving back to town after attending a family funeral when she ran out of gas. It was getting late so she asked two good ol’ boys sitting on the stoop of a mobile home where she could get some gas. “Well,” said one, “the fillin’ station …

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said, “That’s my pet rooster Chucky, wherever I go, Chucky goes.” “I’m sorry sir.”, said the ticket agent, “We don’t allow animals in the theater.” The old …