My unit would like to explore your crater.
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Astronaut Booty Call… Black Hole
Can I explore your black hole?
Přečíst celý »Astronaut Booty Call… Belt
I’d like to see what’s under your Kuiper Belt.
Přečíst celý »Astrologer Booty Call… Moon
My moon is rising.
Přečíst celý »Ashes to Ashes
A man dies, and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and starts talking to them. “You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money.” Then …
Přečíst celý »Art Gallery Nudes
A couple at an art gallery see a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on, but the huband keeps looking. She asks, “What are you waiting for?” He replies, “Autumn.”
Přečíst celý »Arkansas Fertility
Q: Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?A: Sooner or later, they find a potent cousin.
Přečíst celý »Ark-N-Saw
A new law recently passed in Arkansas. When a couple is divorced, they can still legally be brother and sister.
Přečíst celý »Ardal O’Hanlon: An Awful Lot of Sex
A person has sex 2,581 times in his or her life. That’s an awful lot of sex. That means I have an awful lot of catching up to do.
Přečíst celý »Arctic Hooker
Q: What is a hooker in Alaska called? A: A frostitute.
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